What is Crasterbation?
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masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks
"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
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Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
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Crying and masturbating at the same time.
Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
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An adjective. Synonymous with gayand lame. Also used to descibe someone who threatens suicide but never delivers.
There some new Zaph..
