What is Crasterbation?
1.
masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks
"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
See
2.
Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
See
3.
Crying and masturbating at the same time.
Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
Random Words:
1.
To take yourself off any social media outlets, such as Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc. for a few days. To unplug the computer and enjoy..
1.
When 1 person gets their asshole toungued at apporxmently a 45 degree angle while the other person is taking a shit or while ur rubbing ..