What is Crasturbate?
1.
to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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A defecation of a particularly liquid nature, often caused by diarrhoea.
"Christ, I didn't half get the pissyshits on the way..
