What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".
A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.
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When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.
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