What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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The human excrement; a standard, dark brown turd. Usually used if the excrement is a large size.
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Russian origin.
First coined during the Spanish Inquisition
(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)
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