What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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Like gingerbread frenchman, but less offensive.
Go to hell you ironic penguin.
See idiot, prick, moron, twat..