What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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When all of an ex's belongings in a person's possesion are being kept. Usually implies that person is not quite over the ex.
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having the desired vampire-like quailities in abundance like immortality, style, beauty, poise, strength and irresistible allure.
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