What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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Kick ass punk band from Oakland California. Named after a good cause. Check them out on myspace.
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Emily's Army.
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A theory, usually about health, which seems retard like but might not be so dumbass.
Chloe:"its not excitement-i think i have a he..
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One who models feet. See Elisha Cuthbert.
"So how about that Elisha Cuthbert?"
"Foot model."
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