What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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The lava strip is the area located between a man's chocolate tunnel and his bishop.
Last night yo momma licked my lava strip.
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defecating while on the phone with someone without them knowing
after taking a number 2 while on the phone, "YOU'VE JUST BEEN..
