Crasturbate

What is Crasturbate?


1.

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

See masterbate, cry, crasterbation, depression, jerk


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