What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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the act in which a man suspended in midair upside-down wiggles his body until he has a magnifiscent orgasm
this guy left me hanging for..
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addiction to the fear of water
Joey Hastur is a hydrophobaholic, so no splashing water on him.
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