What is Crasturbate?
1.
to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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Random Words:
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to have the look of a dog, mild profanity
"alryt bitchfeatures, walkies"
See dog, ugly, schlong, moose..
