Crasturbate

What is Crasturbate?


1.

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

See masterbate, cry, crasterbation, depression, jerk


86

Random Words:

1. to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished. You know what you need to do, so just handle your bus..
1. Someone who does something in which you don't know the name of. "Stop being a falangerer" See falange, falangerer, per..
1. Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had..