What is Crasturbate?
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to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
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The sexual act of sticking a pistol up another man's rectem and pulling the trigger, giving him an orgasm to die for.
I just total..
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A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw
Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchme..