Cratarded Edit Meaning

1. A shorter form of the word issues. If you're too cool for Issues, 'Ssues is the "gangsta" vertion of issues Brendon..

1. A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FU..

1. 1. When one attempts to break wind extra loud by forcing farts out, but tries too hard and instead craps their pants 2. Used as a verb ..