Craternova

What is Craternova?


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This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

See zit, pimple, divot, goatee, skoal


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