Crattzelpalck

What is Crattzelpalck?

The systematic method of having sex with a woman on crack, and having her drag her sunken, decaying teeth on your genitiles.

I decided to give the woman the Crattzelpalc, after the night was done.

Eptastic

1. It means to be Epically Fantastic. When I jumped off that 25 foot tree into the pool that was eptastic. See epic, fantastic, awsome, w..

Epic Suck

1. a fail so horrible, nothing else could surpass it. Person one: epic fail? Person two: forget eic fail, more like epic suck. See epic,..

Assholular

1. 1.) The state of being an asshole. 2.) Partaking in asshole-like behavior. Dude, that was a pretty assholular move. You should really ..

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