Crattzelpalck

What is Crattzelpalck?

The systematic method of having sex with a woman on crack, and having her drag her sunken, decaying teeth on your genitiles.

I decided to give the woman the Crattzelpalc, after the night was done.

Zalko

1. 1: a necessary party favor; 2: one who mingles; "There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."..

Korkwin

1. A tall, hairy, brown man who poops all the time. His hobbies include laying around, farting, and being with his not so hairy girlfriend...

Jumbofame

1. The 3 to 7 seconds of fame one receives when being caught on the Jumbotron at a sporting event. The amount of screen time may be longer ..

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