Craven Arms

What is Craven Arms?


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A small retarded town on the Welsh borders. 'The heart of the Marshes'. The inhabitants are stinking mountain monkeys which are all inbred and sleep with each other. The leader of the Male 'pack' is called Adam Preece who's five wives include Jasmine, Louis and Liz (his mum).

'You live in Craven Arms! Everyone point and laugh!'


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