What is Craven Arms?
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A small retarded town on the Welsh borders. 'The heart of the Marshes'. The inhabitants are stinking mountain monkeys which are all inbred and sleep with each other. The leader of the Male 'pack' is called Adam Preece who's five wives include Jasmine, Louis and Liz (his mum).
'You live in Craven Arms! Everyone point and laugh!'
Random Words:
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To take a dump. A shit, if you will.
P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"
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Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the de..
