Craven Arms

What is Craven Arms?


1.

A small retarded town on the Welsh borders. 'The heart of the Marshes'. The inhabitants are stinking mountain monkeys which are all inbred and sleep with each other. The leader of the Male 'pack' is called Adam Preece who's five wives include Jasmine, Louis and Liz (his mum).

'You live in Craven Arms! Everyone point and laugh!'


74

Random Words:

1. All black or dark blue house shoes/slippers typically worn by gang bangers (ie crips,bloods) with white beaters and or khaki pants. Mos..
1. SEX. the term was immortalised by the song 'jiggly jiggly' of which the lyrics were thus: (it gets good in the 2nd verse :P) ..
1. The personification of beauty. If all the gods came together and created the most magnificent creature to ever walk the earth, she woul..