Craven Arms

What is Craven Arms?


1.

A small retarded town on the Welsh borders. 'The heart of the Marshes'. The inhabitants are stinking mountain monkeys which are all inbred and sleep with each other. The leader of the Male 'pack' is called Adam Preece who's five wives include Jasmine, Louis and Liz (his mum).

'You live in Craven Arms! Everyone point and laugh!'


74

Random Words:

1. When someone with the male reproductive organs feels the need to constantly display ones testicles. Lanny: TESTICLE!!!!! Ben: Aww shit..
1. In sexual intercoarse when a man shits on a womans forhead and she lets it run down her breasts 'Ah Jamies tits are so nice I&apos..
1. The act of finding dandruff flakes in different areas of your scalp using your nail I didn't learn much in 4th grade because I was..