Crawley Boy

What is Crawley Boy?


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A term for the stereotypical types of youths inhabiting the town of Crawley near Gatwick Airport. Describes the immoral 'human scum' that has accumulated within the 3rd & 4th generation of people living in Crawley since its inception as a New Town in the 1950's. Similar to chav or townie, the typical Crawley Boy will be disrespectful, have limited education and a wardrobe mainly consisting of Burberry, Nickelson and the ever-present "3-stripe jogging bottoms". Sovereign rings are a must but, due to the financial constraints of not having a job, can only usually be purchased from Argos or Index.

Look at that twat wearing his socks outside his trousers, fucking Crawley boy.


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