What is Crawley Memorial Gardens?


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a large park in crawley town centre near gatwick. Where piss ups drug takin n dealin fights n fucks take place. It sounds reali shit but its actuli fukin bangin n a good place 2 meet peepl n get fukd out ur face.The regulars of the memorial gardens are:

*the pakis who usully sit at one bench at the back dealin n smokin weed. They steal fones n chat shit.

*memorial soldias or ms crew who are all safe except 1 particular individual who iz fukd in the head lol

*sket dem crew- take no notice of the name sum1 frm emess entorage gave it 2 em. they r part of the ms crew aswel

abrieveated terms: memo, memorials, gardens, town, piss up place

*u goin memorials 2nite?

* yeh piss up in memorials

* pakis v pikeys in memorials

* the fukin pakis nicked my fone in the memorials

* i banged im in the bush in memroials

* meet u at middle bench in memo

* crawley memorial gardens is wher its at

See crawley, piss up, pakis


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