What is Crayford?
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Someone who lies constantly for no apparent reason. A person who tells stories that are obviously complete fabrications and are not even funny. Sometimes confused with Gayford, but correct spelling and pronunciation is Crayford.
Dude your stories aren't even funny or true, stop being such a Crayford.
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As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."
Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)
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