Crayon Edit Meaning

1.

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

2.

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

See dufus, fuckwit, moron, idiot, tard, imbecile

3.

The best writing utensils/person on this earth.

"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"

"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"

See sam, person, best, earth, writing

4.

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

See Zephyr

5.

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.

Friend 1: "What did you do today?"

Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"

See crayola, color, wax, adult, children

6.

a gay person

dude, that guy is so gay! what a crayon

See gay, dude, shit, fruity, fag

7.

A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.

"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"

See joint, weed, blunt, crayon, coloring, Matt