Crayon Turd

What is Crayon Turd?

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

Dwinking

1. Drinking any manner of alcoholic beverage from one of those mini-bottles. Hey I'm going dwinking with some of my friends, you wann..

Lipshit

1. Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc. The lipshit on that can of Ta..

Eejity Ejjit

1. Scottish slang: An eejity eejit is an eejit who is even more of an eejit. You are an eejity eejit...

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