Crayon Turd

What is Crayon Turd?

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

Douche Bagalow

1. a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties. This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche ..

Monopolize

1. To take up one's time in their busy life. She was monopolizing his time with kayaking adventures. See Jenn 2. 1.) Making out or..

C.a.l.f

1. Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker "You're such a C.A.L.F!!!" "Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"..

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