Crayon Turd

What is Crayon Turd?

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

Alpha Wiskey

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Ordinances

1. Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South. "Mah ordinance iz kool!"..

Kerplnunkin

1. To receive oral sex on a toilet, while defecating. With a Kerplnunkin you feel relieved twice. See pooping, poopy, blowjob, crap..

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