Crazy Christian

What is Crazy Christian?

a person who takes being a christian so seriously that it's either their way or the HIGHWAY TO HELL...here's an example.

my teacher: Kids it scares me everyday to know that you aren't with jesus letting him in on your personal life.

me: wtf? why wuld i let him know about my personal life???

teacher: well...he's closer than a parent.

me: riiiiiight. i'd rather not be stalked thanks. (sticks up middle finger at teacher)

see bible thumper, holy roller, and god squad. crazy christian

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