What is Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex?


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The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.

*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

See crazy, drunken, monkey, sex, assbandit


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