Crazy Dutch Bastard

What is Crazy Dutch Bastard?


1.

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing

A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

See david

2.

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.

appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.

he is a crazy dutch bastard

AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"

"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

See crazy, bastard, luxembourg, lightweight


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