What is Crazy Eskimo?
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when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.
Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.
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Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen
I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich
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woman or man(?) who didn't swallow well (cum) and get suffocated and coughing like crazy.
stay away from my new carpet you cheese ..