Crazy Eskimo

What is Crazy Eskimo?


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when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

See angry pirate, eskimo, freezer, anal sex


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