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An investment guru, an avid fan of Albanian folk rock.
John did a good job investing my money....he is the Yackatollah of rock-n-rollah..
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The act of ejaculating because of text sex.
"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."
"I texjaculated on it last night"
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Japanese dining method over neraly-naked women.
PERSON1:hmmmmmm...!
PERSON2:what? the food is good?
PERSON1:hai..hai..and deez women ..