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when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.
Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You&a..
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Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).
Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Te..
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Someone with bad acne.
Go away Damien, you acne whore...