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Doing a 9 inch line of coke off of a 10 inch dick.
"You think a 9 off a 10 is impressive. Honey, try doing a ten off a nine."..
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when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat
dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!
See dave..