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When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.
One time, I made th..
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Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"
Alex: "Yeah..
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when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen eve..