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When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgas..
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watching tv, using the phone, and surfing the net at the same time
He can't hear you, he's buisy televisaphonerneting
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Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.
Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I wi..