C-ream

What is C-ream?


1.

or curry-ream (see-reem, kreem, or kuhr-ee-reem)

-noun

1. a non-standard amount of paper, composed of 500 or more

sheets, printed out in college libraries by people of

South Asiandescent. This occurance takes place as a

result of the offender being unwilling or unable to

throw down $50 for a textbook. Instead, the perpetrator

will proceed to illegally download the composition from

an offshore internet site. This is always at college

libraries so that the download cannot be traced to a

personal IP address.

-verb

2. the act of printing out a c-ream; especially when it

results in a c-quire, leaving the rest of the student

body up shit creek.

note: professional c-reamers will always strike in packs,

and when the library is most crowded; so called,

"c-reaming'no grease". C-reaming is a misdemeanor

offense in 49/50 United States, excluding

Connecticut, where the act is most prevalent.

1. I just came to the library to print up a ten page study

guide, but this Indian girl has been tying up both

printers with her c-reams for 20 minutes. Look around,

everyone's pissed.

2. (some Indian guy fucking some poor college guy

bareback from behind) Ah-ha! *THRUST* c *GRUNT* reamed

*THRUST,THRUST* you *GRUNT* American *THRUST* whore!

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