Cream Cakes

What is Cream Cakes?


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Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked


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