Cream Cakes

What is Cream Cakes?


1.

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked


6

Random Words:

1. A drink you get when you mix vodka with Mountain Dew. (Vodka = Voo, Dew = Dew) Guy: "I have Mountain Dew!" Bud: "I hav..
1. After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty da..
1. An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult anot..