Cream One's Jeans

What is Cream One's Jeans?

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

Five Fingered Widow

1. Right Hand of a newly married man So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon...

Vomirrhea

1. Having both vomiting and diarrhea simultaneously. Replaces the expression "I had it coming out both ends." I had the flu last..

Zyzzyva

1. n. 1. The tropical American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva which are destructive to plants. 2. The last word in the dictionary. 3. The las..

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