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Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.
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when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still b..
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An erection achieved through no sexual arousal, but through a moment of triumph. This boner will often be taken care of by a lady with ..