What is Cream Surprise?
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The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE
So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed
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