What is Cream Your Jeans?
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To ejaculate in your pants.
Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.
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(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)
Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?
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To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.
John and I got drunk and then did so..
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Much like a hillbilly, but a step higher.
"Man, you are such a hillwilliam."
"No I ain't, Sir."..
