What is Cream Your Jeans?
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To ejaculate in your pants.
Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.
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(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)
Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?
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A person, specifically a man, with the intention to criminalize one's kiester cannon. Also known as butt rape.
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Have you ever tried to put two dogs in a bath tub. One just keeps jumpin out. This is very simular to trying to cram both of your balls ..