Cream Your Shorts

What is Cream Your Shorts?


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when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

See creamed, shorts, ejaculate, woman


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