Cream Your Shorts

What is Cream Your Shorts?

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

See creamed, shorts, ejaculate, woman

Resone

1. the way iwishihadacondor spells reason "thats the resone i get good grades" 2. resoné resoné of artist's works..

Getting Dressed

1. Masturbating on the run. "The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?" "I'm getting..

Blipster

1. A Portmanteauof the words black and hipster, indicating a hipster that is ethnically black. This word was most likely made popular by C..

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