Cream Your Shorts

What is Cream Your Shorts?

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

See creamed, shorts, ejaculate, woman

Apple Dick

1. Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple. Damn girl, you given me that apple dick! ..

Quip

1. a fast, witty comment; a one-liner See Hugh G. Rection 2. female reproductive organ Her quip oozed. See anonymous 3. One of the s..

Quorum

1. The number of people of convokation or society that must be present for the meeting to happen. The required quorum was not met that nig..

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