Cream Your Shorts

What is Cream Your Shorts?

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

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Atif

1. An Inverted, long sharp, hunchback, brown penis. Man i got an atif yesterday from fucking too much See vigina, ghassan, pussy, seal 2..

Montz

1. A very sexy disease contracted from the Montinator. This disease has no cure and never will. The effects of the disease will make you ul..

Zoë Bell

1. Kickass Kiwi stuntwoman, sometimes actress. Doubled Uma Thurman, Lucy Lawless, and Sharon Stone. Played herself in Quentin Tarantino&a..

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