Cream Your Shorts

What is Cream Your Shorts?

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

See creamed, shorts, ejaculate, woman

Kraning

1. to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, t..

Child Arsonist

1. One who commits the act of Child Arson for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson See child, arson, kids, fire, arsonist..

Ponce

1. An individual who attempts to fake having intelligence, class, or culture. I knew he was a bit of a ponce, but what's with the mon..

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