Cream Your Shorts

What is Cream Your Shorts?

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

See creamed, shorts, ejaculate, woman

Literary Masturbation

1. When someone quotes him or herself. Yesterday, Brian put his own, apparently funny quote, on his AIM profile. There should be some dece..

;o)

1. A winking simle (emoticon) that suggests you are only kidding (joking). For the other person not to get upset. A less smug version of ;)..

Zcp

1. ZCP, for "Zero Contact Policy". The policy you put into effect when someone you have had a relationship won't stop contac..

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