Creamed My Bagel

What is Creamed My Bagel?

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.

TV: Robiskie scores!

Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.

Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!

Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

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