Creampie Surprise

What is Creampie Surprise?


1.

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.

When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.

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2.

When a guy busts a nut in a girl's pussywithout her permission and/or knowledge.

Note: Do NOT do this if the girl knows who you are or can track you down.

Dude: Dam, I just gave you a creampie surprise, babe.

Girl: You asshole. What if I get pregnant?!

Dude: Hehe. Who cares. You don't even know my name.

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3.

while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."

Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.

Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!

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