Creamsicle Edit Meaning

1.

Somebody who spends way too much time in the tanning booth, turning an unnatural fake orange color.

I went to the Hollywood party, and all I could see were Creamsicles.

Famous Creamsicles:

Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton

Kim Cattrall

that guy who does the "I mean toasted" commercials on TV

See california, sun, wrinkly, cream

2.

When you have sex with a girl who is on antibiotics for a urinary tract infection that causes her excretions to be orange thus making your penis orange after sex.

Willy just got done blowing his load in Wanda, who had a UTI, and his penis had orange bloches on it making it look like a creamsicle.

See sherbert, cum, cincinnati bowtie, Lawrence Taylor

3.

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

4.

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussyand the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.

My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!

See creampie, cream pie, snowball, snow ball

5.

When you cum on the hair of a person with orange hair, and wait for it to harden.

Matt Sandler sat there and enjoyed it, as all the guys splooged on his head, then snacked on his creamsicle.

6.

one that is extra creamy, has no life, totally lame, still lives with his/her parents, sleeps in their 1990 Star Wars bed sheets, uses the phrase- "hey there" and "kiddo".

"Hey there pretty ladies, can I buy you a beverage" - guy

"Sure" - two 30 year old women

"Comin right up!" - guy

(girls whispering to eachother) " that guy is so creamy"

"yeah, what a creamsicle"

See creamy, creamie, corny, loser, lame

7.

a rare phenomenon while procreating in the great snowy outdoors; a guy pulls out of the vazhin/ass expecting his seed juice to excrete, but ends up freezing into a deadly spike before fully expelled out of said orifice. usually occurs in temperatures below zero, and is a very painful experience for the person with the creamsicle attached to the orifice. it cannot be pulled out without fissuring the sphincter/ vazhin, so the only way to get it out is by sitting close to a source of heat until creamsicle melts back into dude seed-juice.

audra bled to death after i pulled the creamsicle out of her penis gobbling asshole... serves her right, the whore...

See cream, icicle, anal, fissure, vazhin