Creamy Caesar

What is Creamy Caesar?


1.

the act of receiving a tossed saladwhile simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

See tossed salad, reach around, taint, anus, jerk off

2.

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

See creamy, cream, caesar, salad, dress, dressing, sex, dong, pussy, Keegun

3.

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

See creamy, caesar, jizz, cum, head, cam

4.

the act of having butt sex and then "blowing your load" in the recivers ass and then later having them force the cum out of their ass and run down thier back side.

Ben likes to get creamy caesars from jeff befor he goes to bed so he can sleep easier.

See dressing

5.

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!

Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!

Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

See ejaculate, poo nanny, dingleberry, wolfbagging, bow chicka bow wow


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