What is Creamy Morgan?
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The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
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The geeks' version of cock block. Quark Block is where your friend prevents you from a geeky act that he wanted to take.
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A pussy so foul you wouldn't fuck it on a conjugal visit.
"She must have 10 day old jizz in her box. She's a total trash..
