Creamy Pirate

What is Creamy Pirate?


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When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate...


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