Creamy Wake Up Call

What is Creamy Wake Up Call?


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A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

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