Crease-monkey

What is Crease-monkey?

Cricketer of the highest standard.

An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.

When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.

"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"

"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"

See cricket, batsman, batsmen, bowler, team, cricketer

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