What is Creasmo?
1.
An incredibly attractive individual who has had the immense misfortune of having been falsely accused--
Well, that's classified information, mustn't go into that.
However, it is common knowledge that Creasmo is generally of high regard among his peers, despite his best efforts to remain inconspicuous.
Creasmo disappeared from the face of the earth shortly following the beginning of the 2002 academic year.
