Creaster

What is Creaster?


1.

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter

that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster

2.

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.

Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.

Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

See ceo, chreaster


31

Random Words:

1. A noodle nog is a nog whos bones are flexable like wet noodle gorge: bob the nogs arms! ted: there like noodles! bill: what a fuckin ..
1. Cannabiswhich has already been treated in a vaporizer, perhaps several times. Can be used in cooking to good effect or vaped once again..
1. Man Panties, like dude thongs or speedos. Underwear that looks like female panties but woren by guys As my friend scatch his ass, he tu..