Creaster

What is Creaster?


1.

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter

that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster

2.

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.

Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.

Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

See ceo, chreaster


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