What is Creative Financing?
1.
Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.
Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.
2.
A term used to describe a criminal method in procuring an item. Unlawful taking.
My girlfriend was able to acquire a brand-new Prada handbag through the use of some creative financing.
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3.
To find unique, and usually illegal, ways to obtain large amounts of money in a short period of time.
"I gotta come up with some creative financing if I'm gonna come up with 2G's"
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4.
Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.
"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.
5.
(Real-estate jargon)
1. A questionable or irresponsible way of obtaining needed funds.
2. Theft
1. "I bought my dream ride with a 29% loan, but I can pay it back when the Nigerian government sends me my check."
2. "Keep an eye out while I work out some creative financing on this jacket."
6.
To acquire cash for fly gear by trickery or thievery
I needed new shoes so I busted out some creative financing on my bitch ass moms
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7.
When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.
Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".
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