Creature Edit Meaning

1.

its what you call a kid who has been bailed out of jail rather than taking it like a man

or taking it in the ass

inmate kid-(crying)

cop-alright stop crying wuss your a lucky creature your parents are bailing you out

See caged, bailed, freed, let, go

2.

Any human being with an appearance or behavior so unique that their identity as a homo sapien is questionable

"Dude, what's up with Chris Kaman?"

"I don't know, that guy is a creature and a half."

See awkward, strange, ugly, goofy

3.

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

See Bryan

4.

any person whose gender is not instantly noticeable due to extreme obesity, ugliness, or both. Creatures tend to hide in their home (cave) or in restaurants until the night when they can walk around in peace. Seeing one during the day is a rarity and it is usualy fun to count how many you can find in one day.

Example 1: Rosanne Barr

Example 2: (Reenactment)

Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"

Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."

Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."

Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."

Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."

See ugly, cave, disgusting, gender, human, obese, obesity, fat

5.

The ugly women/things that live in vermont. Creatures usually come out later in the evening, and prey on innocent randos under the influence. If you are ever brought back to a creatures cave late night, your a goner.

Bailey slayed a creature late night.

See monster, late night, a mistake

6.

Used to describe a woman that is extremely ugly, beyond hideous, the utmost of fankledness (see fankled), almost to the point of looking like some kind of unidentified humanoid creature.

Damn!!!!!!! Look out for that creature, bro.

7.

A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.

"Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?"

"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."

See creature, dork, nerd, weirdo, psycho, wack, loser, antichrist