Credit Card Swipe

What is Credit Card Swipe?

1.

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

See piss, passed out, alcohol, swiping, credit card

2.

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

See soap, credit card, shower, swipe, butt cheeks
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