Credit Carded

What is Credit Carded?

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch

Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

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The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!

Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!

Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

See balls, hurt, fast

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