What is Credit Carded?
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In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.
Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.
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The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.
Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
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Random Words:
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I Laughed So Hard I Lit All My Furniture On Fire. Like lolor rofl, but more awesome.
Person 1: My fiancee left me at my mom's fune..
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The title of an old Fleetwood Mac song, redone by Aerosmith. It's pretty much about jacking off.
Dude, he's totally doin&apo..
