Credit Crunch

What is Credit Crunch?


1.

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

See skint, greedy, banks, hartlepool, fc

2.

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"

Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

See crunchy, cereal, banana, milk, breakfast

3.

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

See chuck norris, cereal

4.

A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds

Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"

Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"

See credit, crunch, cereal, finance, taxes

5.

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.

'Credit crunch'.

'That is absolutely shite'.

'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

See shit, cheap, glasgow, rubbish, economy

6.

A popular brand of cereal

yo rudeboy set the credit crunch

See sex, bj, weed, smack, chav, towny, booty, donkey punch, racist, murk, murkage, dro, draw, blaze, cerial, happy slap, rumour, emo, slut, spank, skank, rice, beans, sleeze, peas

7.

a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.

mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.

See money, debt, poor


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