Credit

What is Credit?


1.

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

When someone takes other peoples ideas and uses them for their own

Guy one- swell

Guy two- man that was swell

Guy one- credit

Guy two- what

See tool, slurp

3.

The variable amount of tolerance one's girlfriend/wife has at a given time toward typical male activities.

-Hey Bill, would you like to hit the bar tonight and have some beers ?

-No, I can't, my bitch is mad at me so I am out of credits.

See wife, girlfriend, tolerance, guy, things

4.

(n.) The promise of getting laid.

Any guy who did something like buy me season tickets, he would soooo get credit (ahem) for it for a long time.

5.

an appreciated addition to any social group, as a complex synonym for "cool."

Guy1: I wonder if diamonds have a taste. Let's go ask at that jewelry store over there.

(after hilarious encounter)

Guy2: Man, you are such a credit!

See cool, awesome, man, biznitch, shit

6.

The fictional currency in Star Wars. They call it "Galactic Credit Standard".

Greetings, Jango Fett. I am Tyrannus. I have a proposition for you. You are one of select few to participate in a Special Hunt. For a Special Hunt. If you succeed, the reward will be in the amount of 5 million republic credits.

See money, star wars, currency, bounty hunter

7.

Something that members of the African American race do not have any of.

Guy 1 - Yo I be trying to get me one of dem nextel chirp joints

Guy 2 - Alright well we have to run your credit

Guy 1 - Yo man what's credit

Guy 2 - Has to do with paying bills

Guy 1 - Oh shit man I needs to get me some credit

See african american, bills, credit, nextel


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