Creed

What is Creed?


1.

1) A belief, usually religious

2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.

Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!

Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!

Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?

Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?

See Matt

2.

The result of a bet between Scott Stappand Nickelbackfrontman Chad Kroeger, in which Kroeger wagered that Stapp could never create a sound that was an even bigger insult to music than his own shit band. Stapp won the bet by creating the exact same band as Nickelback, only with the added twist of throwing Jesus and Christianity into the mix.

Tragically, the shitfestwas cut short when God, furious at having his name attached to such a mockery as Creed, smote Stapp, resulting in the ultimate breakup of the band.

Creed was the primary inspiration for Eric Cartman's Christian rock band, Faith + 1.

See scott stapp, post-grunge, bad, awful

3.

one of the worst things to heppen to humanity since the plague. Music from somewhere between your nut sack and ass hole

Even Jesus hates creed

4.

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?

A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

See Bob Saget

5.

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.

6.

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.

7.

A Rock band

they're songs suck, and the band broke up a couple of days ago

"idiots" explains it all

See cooj


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