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When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits ..
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a vague reference to something so vague we don't know what it means, presumably a vibrator, or something of that nature that needs ..
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Lynette's Syndrome:
A neurological condition in women which over the years results in a complete void of empathy, and/or civil beh..