What is Creeping Jenny?
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A surprise lick or splash of saliva on your anus, choda or balls by your girlfriend as you beat off into the full length mirror in your bedroom.
I was beating off into the mirror but I still couldn't blast my cream rainbow. Suddenly, my girlfriend crawls up from behind and gives me a Creeping Jenny and I'm all over the mirror. She wagged her her tongue over my chocolate knot. There'd have been no salty trumpet surprise if I'd seen her in the mirror first, but she creeped up on me proper, yeah know?
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