Creepy Johnson

What is Creepy Johnson?


1.

A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.

Ex. 1:

I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!

Ex. 2:

While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

Ex. 3:

Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"

Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."

Girlfriend(1) "Why?"

Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."

Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."

See creepy, johnson, stalker, inept, loser, lame, boundaries, grinding


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