Cremange

What is Cremange?


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The word cremage is a Scottish slang term for a game that is played in the fields. It involves 5 teams made up of 2 players trying to catch a blind mole which has been set alight, using petrol and matches. The first team to succesfully ensnare and extinguish the mole wins a large bottle of Cherry Cola. The word can also be used as a slang term for something good (e.g. shiznit. The word is also the name for a sexual favour which involves the shaving and then slitting of a man's gooch.

'Me and Big Nakki won an absolute bastard of a Cremange match last night' said Hilda.

'Dude! That pizza was totally cremage!'

'Cremange!!!' squeeled Rupert as the chode entered his soft anus.

'Oh Boy! I got a hell of a creamange of that sexy bitch Nancy last night. She was a right tidy bit of female and I gave her the Avalanche, she broke her darn eyesocket!' remarked Mike.


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