What is Cremasturbation?
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To be cremated, on fire, or soon to be either while maintaining the process of masturbation
As the train careened down a mountain pass blazing a fiery red a nun shouted, "heavens my son, what are you doing?" The sailor replied, "Oh my god, I'm on fire, but damn it sister, we are going to die a fiery blaze and since you won't I need to tug one out for the final time in a desperate act of cremasturbation!""Don't forget to repent," said the nun."No time, but I am an atheist anyways, thank you though!"
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Adj; Fantastic to the point of orgasm.
root from the words orgasm and fantastic.
Like oh my god - that cake was SO fantasmorgasmic, my..
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(n.) A small rural town in Northern Virginia where the average citizen has more cows than teeth in his head, and officials refuse to bui..
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat
Witness2: FOB MOB!
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