Crems Edit Meaning

1. a feeling beyond a normal buzz but not to the point of drunkeness or being high. After 3 glasses of wine I'm feeling ultra-buzzed!..

1. A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expens..

1. When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates i..